goblin0019's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman]

SQUEE!!

I really enjoyed this game...superb. of course love the twist that i'm supposed to die instead of live...i was getting tired of that old ploy anyway lol! Its funny...there were some levels of this game that had me stumped for hours...and then the second time i went through it after beating it the first time it took me about 6 minutes...it was no less enjoyable. will soon be posting a walk-through for all of you people too lazy to figure that game out for yourselves.

to be fair, i asked for help with this game...but i figured it out on my own as the person i asked has still not pm'd me about it. I'm glad for it. I think i might have felt robbed if someone had told me the answers...but to each his own...you bloody cheaters.

Overall i was satisfied with the graphics...i honestly didn't see any need for realistic blood and gore...i don't really want to know what some of the stuff you made me do looks like. I can imagine it...but thats better than having it pop up on the computer screen to get burned into my retinas. The game was clever and engaging...its a simple concept with not so simple solutions, so i think you really have something here. Everyone enjoys this game because there is something here for everybody...complexity, problem solving, wit, clues that can be just as confusing as the level itself.

I very rarely give good reviews...i believe in constructive criticism given in a wholesome way....but man. I wouldn't change a thing. Thank you for existing and thanks for the game...i will come back and show it to everyone that i know. If you could find a market for this game...though that will be hard to find, i suggest pursuing it.

alright, the verbal diarrhea has gone on long enough...just thank you. Thank you so much.

[Popular!]

lets try to be civil now.

Games like this really don't say a lot for our society. Its kind of funny, we don't want people to be so concerned about what other people think about them...but then people make games about killing to be popular and how mindless popularity can be. While there is some truth to that...advertising may not be the best policy.

its games like this that are bringing our society down a few notches every day. and people wonder why this country is sinking into villany and greed...just look at the internet. People deserve a place for free expression yes....but there should be some modicum of decorum to it...i'm glad that you know programming well enough to make games...now why don't you put it to good use and create something that will live forever...something that challenges peoples minds...not running away from people society deams to be uncool and killing to be popular...god forbid that the people in this world think about something. Stimulating brain activity would not be a good thing? Why would you make something so mindless? Are you really that bored? Use your skills for something better...because as far as i'm concerned you are wasting what intelligence you might have left after writing a game of this calibur.

i'm sorry if this is too longwinded for you...i just really hope to get my point across....

the only reason that i scored you a three is because i feel like not everyone could have programmed a game like this...whether or not it is feeding the scum of society or not.

[Shroomfield]

graphically fascinating

but otherwise not worthe mentioning. you might need to stop and ask yourself, what the point of all this?

[Griswold the Goblin]

awesome game

it kept my attention...and the walkthrough was mighty helpful.

[-> PANCAKES!!! <-]

good

that comment two comments down was really uncalled for. There is no need for that here...its supposed to be CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM....but maybe 12 year olds don't understand such a phrase. The only problem i had with the game was the jumping ability. It was really hard to control where I was going to land...and i got eaten by fatpeople several times because of it.

overall a good game...keep it up.

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Hey thanks! I do agree, but dont worry I dont care most of the time what people say if they say something like, "THIS SUCKS DIE IN A FIRE LAWWWLLL"

I thought it was nice for a first game. :)

[Dino Run]

it was fun

maybe you should have made the running easier to control...speed and whatnot...and the jumping was a little wonky...but overall a great game. good job.

[Dad 'n Me]

haha you peons

I found the game to lack a certain je ne se quois...it was fun and everything...but there was almost no story to it...why was i rampaging and pushing boy scouts into oncoming traffic?

anyone who enjoyed this as much as all the other people seemed to are sad sad creatures....i hope you can find some happiness in your life because you must be very lonely and sad....did i mention sad?

get it together, and learn how to play real games that mean something.

[Stunt Bike Draw]

well haters

I wouldn't go so far as to say that its the worst game ever. I did find a few problems with it, however. When you're drawing the ramps, you can't tell where the end of them will be until you get there, and you can't tell where the back ramp is going to start. There is no way to control how fast the biker is, and therefore control the angle that he is going to leave the first ramp. Basically just technical flaws. I'm sure whoever made the game doesn't have a problem playing, but for us peons out here we're confused and angry because we can't control the biker or his surroundings the way that we want to. Keep on truckin'.

[Mushroom Tower Defense]

it was pedantic

I see that everyone else on here enjoyed the game...but i am not sold. I just spent an hour playing the first level...and while on find it games or rpg's that would be expected. I don't know, i got so tired of the game by the end of the first elvel that i just didn't want to play the second one. I started it, and the thought of sitting through all of that again just really didn't sound like any fun. And this is a game, its supposed to be fun.

Although, I do have to admit that i liked the style of the game. Perhaps you could makeit go by faster somehow.

[Shopping Cart Hero]

i enjoyed it

I thought it was a fast simple game that was good for killing time. I thought it was fun to update all of the devices on the game...and when you make a mistake and the whole harem died...it was hilarious.

but it would be nice if there were more tricks you could buy or different scenery. I actually thought "this is it?" but it was a great game. You should expend the effort to make it a little more complicated and you might have a hit on your hands.